I shall go forth in my crusade to carry the message of OpenStack to computer nerds far and wide that they shall KNOW the Truth and SEE the Light of open source cloud computing. Those that accept the teachings of OpenStack shall be gracefully welcomed into the arms of divine providence, for their lot is to go forth and spread such teachings throughout the Internet. Those that reject the promise of OpenStack shall know death by my blade, for there can be no quarter given to the evil lurking within the hearts of those that would embrace closed, proprietary clouds.